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"Yo! This is Fei here. I'm not available at the moment, so go ahead and leave a message after the tone. ... This thing has a tone, right?!"

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[!!! He sounds like he's absolutely BURSTING with excited energy. He really has the best luck!]

You're not kiddin' are you?! This'll work out great, then! How much do you wanna charge?

[ She, as well, is BEAMING with radiance that is give to her due to this pseudo-sugar rush! This has to be her lucky day. The Heavens have gifted her with such opportunity.

... She must burn some offerings to her ancestors when she finishes-- ]

Not kidding! Aaaaand I'll charge you a piggy-back ride all over Asgard.

[... Oh Gosh, he laughs at that.]

What kinda price is that? Are you five?

[ There is silence for a bit. ]

Ten laps around Asgard.

You can't weigh more than a few pillows, at most, though. How about we make this more interesting? Could you bring weights with ya?

It was a joke, Claire. I wasn't going to charge you even a dime--though in this case, a drop of sweat. [ FOOL, SHE ALWAYS WEARS WEIGHTS, THEY ARE IN HER BOOTS-- ]

But if you want to be like that, I have a ton of weights!

I can't just let you do something like this for me for free! If it's a piggyback you want, then it's a deal you're gonna get.

It's not really that big of a deal...

Of course it is! I'm taking time out of your day for your services, aren't I?

Anyway, where are you?

Ehhhh. Not really! I usually either work, exercise, shoot stuff, and some other things nowadays, but cutting your hair is waaaay more interesting than any of those.

Oh, I'm in the Hel house. I was about to go take a stroll, actually.

Ya don't say... [Weird girl.]

How about I swing by, then? Care to wait a bit?

[ no u ]

Sure! I'll wait. It gives me time to get out my scissors and find something to use as a salon cape.

[GUESS WHO'S SWINGING BY RIGHT NOW, YIFEI? This guy. He knocks on the door of her household like a dumbass, before cracking the door open to take a peek inside.]

[ The adjacent living room to the door is empty... empty, cold, and dark. Hostile?! Maybe.

Okay, not really. She pops up like right away when he pops his head in--like a lightning bolt striking the tree an old man was under before he was saved by a waving cat, she is there... staring at him while holding some fabric that should be the salon cape. ]

You know peeking in makes you look suspicious. [ Shady businessman. ]

[He blinks in recognition of her face as she... pops up, mouth dropping open to reveal a bit of teeth in surprise! She was waiting! What a good girl.]

Oh, it does? Should I apologize? [He pushes the door open more fully, taking a step in.]

[ likfdsl not a puppy or anything, okay. She'll tap the bottom of his jaw upward to help close that though. Don't be rude!! ]

Nah, it's not like anyone was hogging the living room or anything. We would probably hear some sort of screech if you startled someone though. [ And she strides around him to cast the cape around his neck before nudging him towards a chair! ]

Oh yeah, did you wash your hair yet?

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