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"Yo! This is Fei here. I'm not available at the moment, so go ahead and leave a message after the tone. ... This thing has a tone, right?!"

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Hey, Yifei, do you know how to cut hair? Mine's been gettin' a bit too long for my liking lately and I'd like a trim!

[ Oh, who is calling her right now anyway? She was getting ready to go out and-- ]

[ Conveniently her voicemail picks it up and she hears his request.

Something about this is like Christmas to her... ]

[ Having a wrapped up Claire under her Christmas tree during a brisk, cold morning.

A Claire with hair that needs trimming.

Her own Claire mannequin!! Thank you, Santa. She promises to feed him, play with him, take him out for walks, let him pick fights, and have him visit Chane very often! ]

[ SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!! ]

Yeah! I know how to cut hair. I actually have a lot of experience in that profession. [ Just not professional experience, but she does indeed know how to cut hair. ]

[!!! He sounds like he's absolutely BURSTING with excited energy. He really has the best luck!]

You're not kiddin' are you?! This'll work out great, then! How much do you wanna charge?

[ She, as well, is BEAMING with radiance that is give to her due to this pseudo-sugar rush! This has to be her lucky day. The Heavens have gifted her with such opportunity.

... She must burn some offerings to her ancestors when she finishes-- ]

Not kidding! Aaaaand I'll charge you a piggy-back ride all over Asgard.

[... Oh Gosh, he laughs at that.]

What kinda price is that? Are you five?

[ There is silence for a bit. ]

Ten laps around Asgard.

You can't weigh more than a few pillows, at most, though. How about we make this more interesting? Could you bring weights with ya?

It was a joke, Claire. I wasn't going to charge you even a dime--though in this case, a drop of sweat. [ FOOL, SHE ALWAYS WEARS WEIGHTS, THEY ARE IN HER BOOTS-- ]

But if you want to be like that, I have a ton of weights!

I can't just let you do something like this for me for free! If it's a piggyback you want, then it's a deal you're gonna get.

It's not really that big of a deal...

Of course it is! I'm taking time out of your day for your services, aren't I?

Anyway, where are you?

Ehhhh. Not really! I usually either work, exercise, shoot stuff, and some other things nowadays, but cutting your hair is waaaay more interesting than any of those.

Oh, I'm in the Hel house. I was about to go take a stroll, actually.

Ya don't say... [Weird girl.]

How about I swing by, then? Care to wait a bit?

[ no u ]

Sure! I'll wait. It gives me time to get out my scissors and find something to use as a salon cape.

[GUESS WHO'S SWINGING BY RIGHT NOW, YIFEI? This guy. He knocks on the door of her household like a dumbass, before cracking the door open to take a peek inside.]

[ The adjacent living room to the door is empty... empty, cold, and dark. Hostile?! Maybe.

Okay, not really. She pops up like right away when he pops his head in--like a lightning bolt striking the tree an old man was under before he was saved by a waving cat, she is there... staring at him while holding some fabric that should be the salon cape. ]

You know peeking in makes you look suspicious. [ Shady businessman. ]

[He blinks in recognition of her face as she... pops up, mouth dropping open to reveal a bit of teeth in surprise! She was waiting! What a good girl.]

Oh, it does? Should I apologize? [He pushes the door open more fully, taking a step in.]

[ likfdsl not a puppy or anything, okay. She'll tap the bottom of his jaw upward to help close that though. Don't be rude!! ]

Nah, it's not like anyone was hogging the living room or anything. We would probably hear some sort of screech if you startled someone though. [ And she strides around him to cast the cape around his neck before nudging him towards a chair! ]

Oh yeah, did you wash your hair yet?

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